I Don't Want You To Blank The Cat, Either

In their noble, ongoing quest to purge our nation of sexual predators/boost ratings with incredibly creepy gimmicks, the folks over at Dateline have unwittingly created some of the most disturbingly hilarious 6 minutes of television in recent memory. In this clip, Dateline's stalwart correspondent Chris Hansen does his very best Stone Phillips imitation while entrapping aforementioned predator, Marvin. It's hard to pick a favorite moment, but I think the appearance of a SWAT team member dressed as "Swamp Thing" might be it.

Watch out, Woodward and Bernstein!