Match the Person to the Quote

Okay, so it's not that hard. But as far as I's concerned, it might as well be the same person.

A) "I like to cook, try to cook, and I like to clean. I’m obsessive like that. If I watch TV, I like to watch the home-redoing-the-house shows— the whole thing— and I get into redoing the living room, the baby’s room and all that stuff."

B) "Just do the cones... make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n... put stuff on 'em, 'n... see a lot of people come in, a lot of people come to the D.Q... burgers... ice cream... anything, you know? Cokes... just drive in and get a Coke, if you're thirsty."

I Don't Want You To Blank The Cat, Either

In their noble, ongoing quest to purge our nation of sexual predators/boost ratings with incredibly creepy gimmicks, the folks over at Dateline have unwittingly created some of the most disturbingly hilarious 6 minutes of television in recent memory. In this clip, Dateline's stalwart correspondent Chris Hansen does his very best Stone Phillips imitation while entrapping aforementioned predator, Marvin. It's hard to pick a favorite moment, but I think the appearance of a SWAT team member dressed as "Swamp Thing" might be it.

Watch out, Woodward and Bernstein!